25 Thoughts All Cats Have On A Daily Basis


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25 thoughts all cats have on a daily basis

Are you so passionate about cats, or you got a cat that you really wanna get to know what truly runs through its mind? Here’s an opportunity to get to know more about the first 25 things that runs through their minds.

1. Why is my human not awake yet? The sun has risen. Maybe if I cry relentlessly they’ll wake.
2. Nope. What a moron. Better walk on their face.
3. Ooh, a human ankle, better bite it.
4. And a human hand, MUST SCRATCH UNTIL I DRAW BLOOD.
5. Is it time to feed me again yet?
6. Ooh is that a wrapper opening? WE MUST BE GIVING ME A TREAT. Oh wait no, it’s the human having Pop Tarts, FFS.
7. Better use my litter tray while they’re eating. Teach them a lesson for teasing me with treats.
8. OMG THERE’S A FLY, OMG THERE’S A FLY, OMG THERE’S A FLY.
9. He tasted so good.
10. Might scratch up the sofa for a bit.
11. Wait, hang on, I’ve seen this cupboard open before. Why is it shut now, when I MUST go in? I’m going to sit and cry until the human opens it for me.
12. Might go and see if my other family over the road want to feed me.
13. Ooh, this is my favourite toy, might give him a little lick.
14. I’m just going to go and roll around on my favourite random spot of carpet and leave a nice layer of fur.
15. OMG I FOUND A FEATHER.
16. Time to clean my bum. And sit up like a hungover human while I do it.
17. Oh, I see you appear to be eating a pizza with chicken and pepperoni on. I’d better steal my helping and drag it off your plate.
18. I love you so much that I’m going to climb on your chest and paw at your neck.
19. And yes I do secretly know how much sheer pain it delivers to you.
20. I’m just going to drink the water out of your glass rather than my bowl. Tastes so much better.
21. Oh, there’s a broken glass on the floor. My bad.
22. OH A SPIDER FOR ME TO EAT.
23. Must randomly run out of the room at high speed.
24. Wait, err, why did I come in here again?
25. Might take a nap. I’ve only had 11 today. Sob.

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